What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:18

Dr No
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why would a person always be so tired?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.